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PP #4

Non-ghetto people using the term “ghetto”

You should only be allowed to use this term if you a) have ever lived in or near Ontario Housing or b) if Jim Junkin or Jojo Chintoh have ever shot a story in front of your townhouse, building or complex.

Otherwise, shut the fuck up and find something else cute to say.

    • #ghetto
    • #Jim Junkin
    • #Jojo Chintoh
  • 2 years ago
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Ghetto-Ass Things I See, Pt 73
Leaving the “100% Wool” tag on your coat. Go to your closet, look at your coat. If your jacket has one of those tags on the sleeve and you’ve already worn it then you’re a fucking retard douchebag and should be forced to wear Walmart sales stickers and pink breadbag clips for the rest of your life, asshole.
    • #tags
    • #stupid
    • #ghetto
  • 3 years ago
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Why does it have to be “ghetto fried” chicken? Why can’t it be fried chicken? What makes it ghetto? 

Is it cooked by a 18-yr old who while she’s frying chicken, gets her nails done by a Korean woman, gets her purple lace-front wig hooked up, tries on a pair of new Jordan 4’s, calls her baby’s daddy, texts her boyfriend and lullabies her 7-yr old son, Chandalierious, to sleep? 

If the answer is no, then it’s not “Ghetto”.
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Why does it have to be “ghetto fried” chicken? Why can’t it be fried chicken? What makes it ghetto?

Is it cooked by a 18-yr old who while she’s frying chicken, gets her nails done by a Korean woman, gets her purple lace-front wig hooked up, tries on a pair of new Jordan 4’s, calls her baby’s daddy, texts her boyfriend and lullabies her 7-yr old son, Chandalierious, to sleep?

If the answer is no, then it’s not “Ghetto”.

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    • #fried
    • #chicken
    • #wig
    • #baby
    • #daddy
  • 3 years ago
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